10 Sex Quotes For A Little Swinger Humor

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  1. “You know “that look” women get when they want sex? …Me neither.”   –  Steve Martin

  2. “Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.”  –  Woody Allen

  3. “Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”  –  Rodney Dangerfield

  4. “Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation.  The other eight are unimportant.”  –  George Burns

  5. “Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”  – Woody Allen

  6. “According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women.  They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. “- Robert De Niro

  7. “Don’t knock masturbation – It’s sex with someone I love.”  – Woody Allen

  8. “Sex is emotion in motion.”  – Mae West

  9. “My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.”  – Rodney Dangerfield

  10. “Some things are better than sex and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.”  W. C. Fields

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